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WE HAVE JUST BEEN AWAY FOR A WEEKS HOLIDAY TO CRETE , I WAS SORT OF TOLD TO GO , I THINK DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS WERE HEADING MY WAY, SO OFF WE WENT FROM LUTON ,YES IT WAS THE DAY ENGLAND WERE PLAYING GERMANY !! YES DID I WHINGE , WHO WOULD BOOK A FLIGHT AT THAT TIME ? THE BEST MATCH IN YEARS AND WHERE WAS I 360000FT UP IN THE AIR AS IT TURNED OUT GILL HAD DONE US ALL A FAVOUR SAVED US FROM MOST OF THE MISERY.BRING BACK EL TELL HE WILL DO THE JOB FOR LOVE AND A RECORDING CONTRACT.

ANYWAY CRETE WAS GREAT, 9 MOSSI BITES DAY 1 - BAD FOOT DAY 2 - SORE THROAT DAY 3 - HAD TO GO FOR SINNUS TABS DAY 4 - HEAT STROKE DAY 5.GAVE UP ON THE SUNBEDS THE BOVERERS STARTED TAKING THEM AT 6.30 WE COULNT COMPETE WITH THAT I CAME FOR A REST NOT EARLY MORNING SUNBED WARS, WE GAVE UP AND PAID FOR SUNBEDS ON THE BEACH EVEN THOUGH WE WAS ALL INC.WE WOULD GO BACK FOR BEDS AROUND THE POOL ,WHEN THE BOVERERS HAD GONE FOR AN AFTERNOON NAP COS THEY WERE SO TIRED FROM GETTING UP SO EARLY.THEY WOULD THEN TAKE THE EARLY BOOKINGS FOR DINNER, WE COULD ONLY GET BOOKED IN AROUND 9PM .TROUBLE WAS THEY STARTED TO CLOSE AROUND 9.45PM THE WORST NIGHT WAS THE LAST MEAL WHEN I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE ONE MORE BIT OF FISH AND THE LADY TOOK THE FISH AWAY FROM UNDER MY TONGS !! I WAS NOT AMUSED WE NEVER FINISHED THAT MEAL, SO IF YOU ARE GOING WITH THOMPSONS TO CRETE TAKE SOME EXTRA EUROS FOR THE SUNBEDS ON THE BEACH AND BOOK YOUR MEALS FOR 8PM AT LEAST YOU WILL HAVE TIME TO FINISH YOUR FOOD. SERIOUSLY WE HAD A GREAT HOLIDAY THE PEOPLE WERE VERY WELCOMING AND THE ROOMS AND FOOD (WHEN WE GOT SOME) WERE FANTASTIC LUNCHES WERE AMAZING.

THOMPSONS SENSORTORY CRETE   

MY FRIEND JANE RECONS I REQUIRE GRAMOR LESSONS BUT SHE FORETS THAT I WORK 15 HOURS A DAY AND THAT ALL GRAMOR AND SPELLIN MISTAKES R DOWN TO TIREDNESS AND FATIQUE JANE ALSO SAYS THAT MY PUNCTUATION ,./ REQUIRES SOME ATTENTION BUT SHE FORGETS THAT HER COMPUTER AUTOMATICALLY RECTIFIES HER TYPING AND GRAMOR  MISTAKES , BUT MY OLD MACHINE DOSNT HAVE SUCH GADETS TO HELP ME OUT LIKE WOT SHE HAS.

SORRY TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME OVER ON SUNDAYS, BUT I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY THE BOSS THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY JOBS FOR ME TO DO AROUND THE HOUSE AND GARDEN, SO I WILL HAVE TO GIVE UP SUNDAY OPENING AT PRESENT. 

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO EMILY OF WHEATHAMPSTEAD WHO  BROKE HER MUM AND DADS GLASS LIGHT WHILST CLEANING IT .MUM AND DAD CAME OVER TO THE SHOWROOM AND THE GOOD NEWS WAS WE MANAGED TO FIND AN EXACT REPLACEMENT FOR THE LIGHT EMILY HAD  BROKEN BUT THE REALLY GOOD NEWS WAS MUM AND DAD SPLASHED OUT EVEN MORE DOSH ON ANOTHER LIGHT THAT TOOK THEIR FANCY !!

( HO HO HO THAT PAID FOR THE SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY)

SO EMILY PLEASE KEEP SMASHING THE LIGHTS FOR ME AND I WILL KEEP ON REFUNDING THE POCKET MONEY. PERHAPS YOU COULD START A LIGHT CLEANING ROUND DURING THE SUMMER HOLS AND WE COULD BOTH EARN A FORTUNE YOU BREAK THEM AND I WILL REPLACE THEM.    

THIS WEEKS TOP TIP FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE PAINTING GARDEN FENCE PANELS , IF YOU ARE LAZY LIKE ME AND HAVE BEEN TEMPTED BY AN ADVERT TO BUY * A FENCE PAINT SPRAYER TO SAVE YOU HOURS OF WORK * DONT !! OR IF YOU DO,  READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,  LIKE I DIDNT!

 IN MY RUSH TO DO EVERY JOB I WAS GIVEN TO DO, I FORGOT TO CLIP IN THE PLASTIC CONTAINER THAT HOLDS THE PAINT AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF SPRAYING AND DREAMING ABOUT SPURS WINNING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, THE CONTAINER DROPPED OFF,  HITTING THE GROUND AND SENDING A GEEZER LIKE SPRAY OF BLACK PAINT ALL OVER ME, AND THE PATIO - THE ROSES - THE WEEDS AND THE BEDDING PLANTS.

 THE ONLY THING IT DIDNT GO ONTO WAS THE FENCE. IT TOOK AN HOUR FOR MY WIFE AND NEIGHBOURS TO STOP LAUGHING AT ME , 1 HOUR SHOWERING AND GETTING BLACK STUFF OUT OF EVERY CREVICE ON MY BODY  AND 2 HOURS JET WASHING THE PATIO AND 1 HOUR WASHING OFF THE ROSES AND BEDDING PLANTS.

 ALL IN ALL ABOUT 5 WASTED HOURS, IF ONLY I HAD STUCK TO THE PAINT BRUSH I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED HOURS EARLIER AND SITTING HAVING A BEER . THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS PAY SOMEONE £50.00 TO PAINT YOUR FENCE PANELS.

IF YOU ARE COMING TO VIEW A PARTICULAR ITEM AND ARE TRAVELLING A DISTANCE, PLEASE CALL PRIOR TO ARIVAL TO BE CERTAIN WE HAVE THE ITEM IN STOCK.

SEE DIRECTIONS

 FOR A MAP TO OUR SHOWROOM 

WINTER OPENING TIMES

PLEASE CHECK THIS PAGE IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO COME A LONG WAY, IN CASE  BAD WEATHER OR SOMETHING UNEXPECTED LIKE 'MAN FLU' (THE WORST THING ANY MAN CAN GET')  MIGHT STOP ME GETTING TO THE SHOP

( I will update this page if I cannot get here, if you are in any doubt PLEASE call my mobile )

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WEDDINGS

( COME ON MYLES PROPOSE TO EMILY )!!!

HE STILL HASNT PROPOSED TO DATE, 18/01/09 BUT HE DID BUY EMILY A NEW RABBIT CALLED * THE STIG*, MYLES SAID, *IT WAS CHEAPER THAN A WEDDING*

WEDDING UPDATE 16/04/09

NO NEWS TO UPDATE, THINGS VERY LOW KEY ON THE WEDDING FRONT, I RECKON  MYLES IS USING THAT OLD CHESTNUT *THE CREDIT CRUNCH* TO DELAY THE BIG DAY

WEDDING UPDATE 8/05/09

THE HAPPY COUPLE WENT TO PARIS FOR THE WEEKEND AND STILL CAME BACK UN-ENGAGED (MY WORDING, I DONT THINK ITS IN THE DICTIONARY) I HOPE YOU ARE'NT LOSING YOUR GRIP EMILY !! COME ON, IF YOU CANT GET HIM TO SAY THE MAGIC WORDS IN PARIS YOU'VE A PROBLEM.

WEDDING UPDATE 23 JULY 2010

THE GOOD NEWS

IF YOU ARE WALKING AROUND THE WEST END AND ARE DAZZELED BY A BLINDING LIGHT DONT WORRY ITS NOT ALIENS, IT WILL BE EMILYS ENGAGEMENT RING (LIZ TAYLOR EAT YOUR HEART OUT) ,THE RING HAS A DIAMOND SO LARGE THAT EMILY HAS A WRIST LIKE LARRY GRAYSON, YES MYLES HAS PROPOSED (AT LAST) THEY WERE AT THE RACING IN LE MANS CAMPING ( I SUPPOSE WHAT YOU SAVED ON A 5 STAR HOTEL WENT TOWARDS THE DIAMOND RING )  MYLES PULLED OUT THE RING AND POPPED THE QUESTION. POOR MYLES DOES HE REALISE WOT HE HAS DONE , WAIT TILL HE MEETS THE RELATIONS WITH THE 5 HEADS , THE MAD AUNTIE, THE UNCLE WHO ALLWAYS WANTS TO BORROW MONEY,THE BROTHER WHO WANTS TO DRIVE YOUR PORCHE AND A FATHER IN LAW WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME IN WILLIAM HILLS  THE COUSIN WHO SPENDS 23 HOURS A DAY ON FACE BOOK AND THE MOTHERING LAW WHO WILL BE POPING ROUND YOUR HOUSE EVERY SUNDAY!! YOU WILL EVEN HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE FOOTBALL.IT EVEN MEANS YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEND EVERY CHRISTMAS WITH US FOR EVER. EMILY HAS BOUGHT EVERY BRIDE BOOK IN LONDON AND IS CURENTLY VIEWING STATLEY HOMES FOR THE VENUE.I HOPE THE CITY BONUS IS RATHER LARGE FOR THE NXT FEW YEARS.I WILL UPDATE THIS SOOOOOOOON WITH MORE WEDO NEWS.

OUR ECONOMY

GORDON BROWN MIGHT TURN UP ONE DAYTO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO RUN A BUSINESS THROUGH A RECESSION, AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO CLOSE THE SHOWROOM AS I WILL HAVE A LOT TO SAY, AND SERIOUSLY, I COULD GIVE HIM SOME GOOD ADVICE!!!

ONCE AGAIN. IF YOU ARE COMING A LONG WAY, CHECK THIS PAGE BEFORE TRAVELLING AS I WILL PUT A NOTICE ON HERE IF WE CANT GET TO THE SHOP  OR CALL MY MOBILE FROM 9AM SUNDAY MORNING 07815106994  TO CONFIRM I WILL BE THERE.

REGARDS GEOFF