Period Style Lighting Ltd 

The Barn  

Foxholes Farm 

London Road 

Hertford Heath 

Hertfordshire

SG13 7NT  

01992 554943

sales@periodstylelighting.co.uk 

SORRY TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME OVER ON SUNDAYS, BUT I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY THE BOSS THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY JOBS FOR ME TO DO AROUND THE HOUSE AND GARDEN, SO I WILL HAVE TO GIVE UP SUNDAY OPENING AT PRESENT. 

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO EMILY OF WHEATHAMPSTEAD WHO  BROKE HER MUM AND DADS GLASS LIGHT WHILST CLEANING IT .MUM AND DAD CAME OVER TO THE SHOWROOM AND THE GOOD NEWS WAS WE MANAGED TO FIND AN EXACT REPLACEMENT FOR THE LIGHT EMILY HAD  BROKEN BUT THE REALLY GOOD NEWS WAS MUM AND DAD SPLASHED OUT EVEN MORE DOSH ON ANOTHER LIGHT THAT TOOK THEIR FANCY !!

( HO HO HO THAT PAID FOR THE SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY)

SO EMILY PLEASE KEEP SMASHING THE LIGHTS FOR ME AND I WILL KEEP ON REFUNDING THE POCKET MONEY. PERHAPS YOU COULD START A LIGHT CLEANING ROUND DURING THE SUMMER HOLS AND WE COULD BOTH EARN A FORTUNE YOU BREAK THEM AND I WILL REPLACE THEM.    

THIS WEEKS TOP TIP FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE PAINTING GARDEN FENCE PANELS , IF YOU ARE LAZY LIKE ME AND HAVE BEEN TEMPTED BY AN ADVERT TO BUY * A FENCE PAINT SPRAYER TO SAVE YOU HOURS OF WORK * DONT !! OR IF YOU DO,  READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,  LIKE I DIDNT!

 IN MY RUSH TO DO EVERY JOB I WAS GIVEN TO DO, I FORGOT TO CLIP IN THE PLASTIC CONTAINER THAT HOLDS THE PAINT AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF SPRAYING AND DREAMING ABOUT SPURS WINNING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, THE CONTAINER DROPPED OFF,  HITTING THE GROUND AND SENDING A GEEZER LIKE SPRAY OF BLACK PAINT ALL OVER ME, AND THE PATIO - THE ROSES - THE WEEDS AND THE BEDDING PLANTS.

 THE ONLY THING IT DIDNT GO ONTO WAS THE FENCE. IT TOOK AN HOUR FOR MY WIFE AND NEIGHBOURS TO STOP LAUGHING AT ME , 1 HOUR SHOWERING AND GETTING BLACK STUFF OUT OF EVERY CREVICE ON MY BODY  AND 2 HOURS JET WASHING THE PATIO AND 1 HOUR WASHING OFF THE ROSES AND BEDDING PLANTS.

 ALL IN ALL ABOUT 5 WASTED HOURS, IF ONLY I HAD STUCK TO THE PAINT BRUSH I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED HOURS EARLIER AND SITTING HAVING A BEER . THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS PAY SOMEONE £50.00 TO PAINT YOUR FENCE PANELS.

IF YOU ARE COMING TO VIEW A PARTICULAR ITEM AND ARE TRAVELLING A DISTANCE, PLEASE CALL PRIOR TO ARIVAL TO BE CERTAIN WE HAVE THE ITEM IN STOCK.

SEE DIRECTIONS

 FOR A MAP TO OUR SHOWROOM 

WINTER OPENING TIMES

PLEASE CHECK THIS PAGE IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO COME A LONG WAY, IN CASE  BAD WEATHER OR SOMETHING UNEXPECTED LIKE 'MAN FLU' (THE WORST THING ANY MAN CAN GET')  MIGHT STOP ME GETTING TO THE SHOP

( I will update this page if I cannot get here, if you are in any doubt PLEASE call my mobile )

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WEDDINGS

( COME ON MYLES PROPOSE TO EMILY )!!!

HE STILL HASNT PROPOSED TO DATE, 18/01/09 BUT HE DID BUY EMILY A NEW RABBIT CALLED * THE STIG*, MYLES SAID, *IT WAS CHEAPER THAN A WEDDING*

WEDDING UPDATE 16/04/09

NO NEWS TO UPDATE, THINGS VERY LOW KEY ON THE WEDDING FRONT, I RECKON  MYLES IS USING THAT OLD CHESTNUT *THE CREDIT CRUNCH* TO DELAY THE BIG DAY

WEDDING UPDATE 8/05/09

THE HAPPY COUPLE WENT TO PARIS FOR THE WEEKEND AND STILL CAME BACK UN-ENGAGED (MY WORDING, I DONT THINK ITS IN THE DICTIONARY) I HOPE YOU ARE'NT LOSING YOUR GRIP EMILY !! COME ON, IF YOU CANT GET HIM TO SAY THE MAGIC WORDS IN PARIS YOU'VE A PROBLEM.

OUR ECONOMY

GORDON BROWN MIGHT TURN UP ONE DAYTO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO RUN A BUSINESS THROUGH A RECESSION, AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO CLOSE THE SHOWROOM AS I WILL HAVE A LOT TO SAY, AND SERIOUSLY, I COULD GIVE HIM SOME GOOD ADVICE!!!

ONCE AGAIN. IF YOU ARE COMING A LONG WAY, CHECK THIS PAGE BEFORE TRAVELLING AS I WILL PUT A NOTICE ON HERE IF WE CANT GET TO THE SHOP  OR CALL MY MOBILE FROM 9AM SUNDAY MORNING 07815106994  TO CONFIRM I WILL BE THERE.

REGARDS GEOFF